Winston Churchill

This story is attributed to Winston Churchill.

Winston Churchill attended a cocktail party one night.  As he was making small talk with some of the guests, a woman stormed up to him, waving a drink in his face.  with an alcoholic flare, she angrily slurred at him.

“Mr. Churchill, you are a despicable man.  What woman on this Earth would have such a monster as you for a husband.  If I was your wife, I’d poison your tea.”

Mr. Churchill looked at her for a moment, then replied

“Madame, if I was your husband, I’d drink that tea.”

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