This story is attributed to Winston Churchill.
Winston Churchill attended a cocktail party one night. As he was making small talk with some of the guests, a woman stormed up to him, waving a drink in his face. with an alcoholic flare, she angrily slurred at him.
“Mr. Churchill, you are a despicable man. What woman on this Earth would have such a monster as you for a husband. If I was your wife, I’d poison your tea.”
Mr. Churchill looked at her for a moment, then replied
“Madame, if I was your husband, I’d drink that tea.”